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College is looming around the corner for many young people after this weekend…off they go to the Institutes of Higher Learning to become doctors, lawyers, dentists, teachers…following their career dreams and reaching for the sky.

Sadly most of them will wash out and fall in the gutters of life instead with student loans and no careers beyond asking if I ‘want fries with that’ and would I like it supersized.  For those unlucky ones I hope that they learn the lesson these college kids are learning….when you run out of money a clever woman can always find a way to pay the rent

I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.

So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.

Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.

Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter).  Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!

People so many times say “yeah when I die, I want it to be while having sex…now that’s the way to go.”  Now generally we can all agree though that this isn’t a good way to die and you’re going to mess up whatever chick you are fucking by kicking the bucket on her when you cum.

But IF your orgasm is THIS intense that your cock goes shooting off of you when you cum like some NASA rocket launch…then yeah I could pass up the rest of my life and say to hell with some traumatized bimbo in return for an orgasm like that.

If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

Back in that etheral era known as The 60’s they had a rather risque (for it’s time) comedy show called, ‘Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In’….it was pretty hip for it’s time…during the show they had a segment where the phrase ‘Sock It To Me’ was spoken by English actress Judy Carne who became known as the Sock-It-To-Me Girl…She would appear and chant the phrase until, ever unsuspecting, something happened to her……

I think it would be cool if they brought back a version of the show but the sock it to me part be like this…hot chick with a sock on appearing and chanting “sock it to me” until someone comes up behind her and socks it to her by fucking her silly.

Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…

This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is.  She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.

Yknow how the rest of us settle for putting the sign on the buddy’s back that says ‘kick me’  or ‘I’m an idiot’ etc ?….

Well this is the porn star version of the same stunt…so if you ever luck out on a porn party make sure you check your pussy/cock & balls before and after unveiling them.

FuckHerRight.com the place where the models may be sweet and innocent looking right along with the sluttiness that made them the stars they are…but  that doesn’t stop them from being able to teach an old horndog new tricks

Regardless of age difference these sweet honeys grab their guys and guide them in the art of giving orgasmic ecstacy and fucking her right.

Cmon guys let’s be honest…when we say we care about what’s in a woman’s head we mean we want to skull-fuck them…and when we say we care about their minds it means we hope they can get kinky

That’s why it’s refreshing and rewarding to see young sluts like this at PinkandPerfect.com using their whole brain cell on the important thing…intense orgasms.

Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky…like a bit mindblowingly so.  But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet…

Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love’…she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass…no lie dude.

For many of the grads from the last couple years September is a time of displacement….they feel like they should be somewhere but have nowhere to be anymore.

FuckHerRight.com has the perfect solution for them and a way to get the green to make the college scene as long as they have the sex skills to make the cut

“Catch a wave and you’re sitting on top of the world” - Brian Wilson.  The beach boys were a group that defined summertime sexuality for at least two generations and understood getting a buzz and catching onto a wave of good vibrations…

This PinkandPerfect.com model might be young enough to be a grand-daughter to the original Beach Boys but obviously she shares their love for getting a buzz on, and catching onto good vibrations herself.

It’s things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people’s proiorites as well as business senses are…

Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !

Everyone knows that the more open and accepting you are to things the further you can get in life and just like with most of life this is mirrored in sexuality as well.

This FuckHerRight.com super-slut maximizes pleasure and her porn career exposure by showing that both of her holes are wide open and accepting of all the action and splooge she can take.

Ask a bunch of chicks what their main pet peeve when having sex is and many of them will say guys who don’t know how to arouse a woman using their breasts…some go too hard, some go too soft and it’s rare to find guys that can find that balance between pleasure and pain and stay on the side that the chick wants you on…

PinkandPerfect.com chicks love getting to do scenes with each other because they have been around enough and with other babes so many times that they have the perfect pressure as perfect as they are.

Generally I and I’m sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.

Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with nature which to them also means being naked all the time…as long as they also know about the free love beliefs they can call themselves whatever kinda hippy they want and as long as they are fucking me I’m hip with it.

This FuckHerRight.com slut had one helluva ride and came a zillion times but she also learned one important lesson when it comes to young lovers…

They may have a ton of stamina and be able to get it up easily but a too awesome blowjob can send their staying power straight to hell…after all this photoshoot was supposed to be a creampie….oops!

Every Slut out there knows and has shown that when it comes to the word perfect, there is something about each and everyone of them that they excel at to perfect levels…for some it’s fucking, or sucking, or anal, or talking dirty, or squirting, or swallowing a load etc etc…

With this PinkandPerfect.com slut it’s obvious what she excels at…just one look at those luscious lips and you know that they were made by god to be wrapped around the head of a cock…and take it from me her other lips are just as perfectly sculpted.

Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren’t all real and true…

Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them…as if !!  I have never in my life met a woman who has the brazen confidence to get it on with one of these guys like in those stories and I bet that they are as full of it as they claim that we are.

Soooo many porn sites and mostly they all have the same stuff over and over and over…a generic look in the sluts posing where one becomes interchangeable with the others and lately a lot of lazy camera guys who take shots where you don’t get to see the REAL action happening…

FuckHerRight.com still has the same hot pics as always and mantains the same in your face view as it always has…being as constant as ever.  Cmon people when you shoot porn make sure that the viewer gets a true full on closeup of the action like this.

Besides the great alliteration PinkandPerfect has a few other things going for it that keeps bringing us back for more…of course the hot sluts, and the wet pussies but also the appreciation for classic looks that never go out of style

An Ebony classic styling car with a cafe au lait milf on the hood…fishnet stockings, studded choker and big bazoombas…who could ask for anything more ?

Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.