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This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder

FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…

The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July.  PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

These two sexy lesbians get things started by a little sunshine and kisses that turns into a lot more! They strip each other down and play with one another perky tits. They lick and bite and move down one anothers bodies with their mouths.
This hot lesbian duo make things super hot as they kiss on each other and lick and finger each others tight wet slits. They move their bodies together and and suck on a thick dildo getting it nice and lubed before they slide it in one anothers pussy!

This sassy little teen slut is horny and wants to do something about it. She might not have a playmate but she will make due. She slowly strips out of her clothes and reveals her tits and tight slit.
This sassy little slut has gorgeous titties and a cute little smile. She rolls around and lets you get a good look at her twat as she spreads those long legs! This teen knows just how to turn you on!

These two sexy lesbians get things started by a little sunshine and kisses that turns into a lot more! They strip each other down and play with one another perky tits. They lick and bite and move down one anothers bodies with their mouths.
This hot lesbian duo make things super hot as they kiss on each other and lick and finger each others tight wet slits. They move their bodies together and and suck on a thick dildo getting it nice and lubed before they slide it in one anothers pussy!

This sassy little teen slut is horny and wants to do something about it. She might not have a playmate but she will make due. She slowly strips out of her clothes and reveals her tits and tight slit.
This sassy little slut has gorgeous titties and a cute little smile. She rolls around and lets you get a good look at her twat as she spreads those long legs! This teen knows just how to turn you on!

You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.

FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom).  It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.

People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.”
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?”
Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

These two naughty little lesbian pleasure pals want to hear each other moan! Watch as they strip each other down and play with those nice perky titties. They lick and bite at them.
Then their mouths move south for a more tasty treat. They get their fill of that nice juicy wet pussy! Then they get down and dirty with a strap on and heat things up just a little more as they fuck each other with it until they cum!

Hot horny little slut wants to get fucked! This dark haired whore needs her pussy fucked. She wants his dick deep in her twat. She sucks his dick nice and hard and makes him want her bad!
This sexy hoe rides his cock reverse cowgirl style and rubs her titties while they fuck. After she cums two or three times its his turn to blow his load. He cums all over her titties!

These two naughty little lesbian pleasure pals want to hear each other moan! Watch as they strip each other down and play with those nice perky titties. They lick and bite at them.
Then their mouths move south for a more tasty treat. They get their fill of that nice juicy wet pussy! Then they get down and dirty with a strap on and heat things up just a little more as they fuck each other with it until they cum!

Hot horny little slut wants to get fucked! This dark haired whore needs her pussy fucked. She wants his dick deep in her twat. She sucks his dick nice and hard and makes him want her bad!
This sexy hoe rides his cock reverse cowgirl style and rubs her titties while they fuck. After she cums two or three times its his turn to blow his load. He cums all over her titties!

It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.

FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.

Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.

Well the first month of summer is drawing to  a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed.  So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.

What a sweet little petite hottie. She wants to share her sexy sunkissed body with you. Watch her as she strips her tight little body naked and massages her breasts.
She runs her hands down her petite body and down to her wet slit. She slides her finger into her pussy and gets even more excited about you watching! Don't look away she has more to share!

These two hungry sex kittens want to play! They look hot as they strip each other down and examine one anothers tight little bodies. They kiss and lick on each other and play with their perky breasts.
They move down one another and visit each others tight slits. They finger one another and dip their fingers deep inside their tight wet love holes. Damn these lesbians are sexy and irresistable with a dildo!

These two hungry sex kittens want to play! They look hot as they strip each other down and examine one anothers tight little bodies. They kiss and lick on each other and play with their perky breasts.
They move down one another and visit each others tight slits. They finger one another and dip their fingers deep inside their tight wet love holes. Damn these lesbians are sexy and irresistable with a dildo!

The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…

If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.

Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…

FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.

PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.

If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.

This sexy hardcore slut want a taste of his juicy cock! She straddles himand puts her pussy in his mouth while she sucks his dick. She wants his cock nice and hard so he can fuck her twat!
Once she slobbers all over his thick meat stick she makes him pound her pussy nice and hard. They fuck doggystyle and she loves it! Once he hears her scream as she cums he pulls his cock out and cums on her ass.

These two wild little lesbian lovers are going to make each others legs shake! Watch as they play with one another and strip those awesome lesbian bodies naked.
They lick and suck on one anothers titties and then run their fingertips along their wet slits. They taste those twats and make each other giggle as they play!