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The world is full of lonely people who think that they will never find anyone that they can share their lives with…

It has been said many times that no matter who you are or what you look like there is always at least one person out there that is the perfect match for you.  It may sound trite and condescending but as we can see at least this happy horny couple found that it was true for them

While professional porn is what all the adult actor’s and actresses aspire to…we live in a world now where with all the cams and video shows around people have found it easy to make their own porn movies in greater numbers than ever before.

Personally I find it actually hotter to see xxx amateur nudes getting it on cos there is just something so animalistic and intense when amateurs fuck.  It’s like the posing attitudes of many pros is replaced so that all we see is some chick, chick and dude or multiple chicks with only one priority…hot sex with plenty of orgasms

Some people (anal-retentive, humorless no fun types) often say that when you leave childhood you should leave your toys and other childish things behind you.

These sexy swingers show that some toys can remain and stand the tests of time and age…they just get different uses and I guess can’t be called childish things cos when used this way they are adult things.

Yknow people generally seem to think that the best porn comes from sets and big name photographers, video techs, and studios.  While gloss, glamor, airbrushing and casting for super-sluts do have a lot to do with aesthetic appeal I overheard a couple truckers talking the other night and there is evidently an untapped alternative gold-mine for hot porn

Evidently these guys had their trucks parked in the Parking Lot of a Home Depot or some-such place to crash until the store opened in the morning….evidently at the end of the parking lot by the wall of some other business they got to see some dude nailing some hot chick just right out there in public for anyone to see….the intensity that they described it with reminded me of some FuckHerRight.com spreads Ive seen by pro-models.  I bet the porn industry could really make a killing if there were a way to find and film places where amateur couples spontaneously fuck.

So I finally went to see the movie House Bunny starring Anna Faris a babe who even though a milf based on playboy standards instead of a tween is worthy of being in a PinkandPerfect.com spread herself.  If you don’t know what it’s about; 27 year old playboy bunny finds herself out on the street cos milf age is too old for a Playboy Mansion bunny and becomes like Animal House’s Bluto to some geeky girls that don’t fit into college teaching them how to use their chick charms instead of geekiness to get ahead…

So never ever ever think that there isn’t a call for trophy wives and tween models who have been put to pasture.  There are always sexless women out there looking for some superstar slut to teach them the ropes of how to get the dudes and get it on.

I’ve seen and heard a lot of strange things about rituals and superstitions that people embark on to improve their luck or karma or whatever you want to call it…most of these superstitious rituals seem pointless and trite to me.

This guy here though…whether his way of doing things (getting a blowjob to help with predictions) works or not…yknow his personal semen stock is going to split for sure.

Ahhh the joys of college fuck times have begun anew again this September and I think for all those FuckHerRight.com models who are also college students that it’s time to boast about the sport these sluts are best in…SEX !

I just wonder when they design the insatiable slut team logos for the Collegiate Letterman type jackets if they will use some kinky stick figure symbolism or just a big Scarlet Letter old-school style.

This sweet salsa flavored senorita at PinkandPerfect.com has a glass dildo that looks with that bright sunshine beaming on and refracting through it as though it is blessed by god and has the light of heaven shining through to her pussy…

I guess she has what we call a Holy Hole.

Ahhh..another french cartoon that demonstrates the idiocy, laziness and apathy of the french men…at last count most women in North America when asked to name a sexy frenchman that you see on tv nowadays could only name Pepe Le Pew.

If the sexual apathy there is really so intense that this guy can sit there smoking and watching tv while he has a hot babe with her holes filled with huge dildos and her juices covering these Phallic fuck-toys…no wonder a cartoon skunk is considered hotter than any living contemporary frenchie.

Beyond all the many fun and exciting reasons that we all have for loving, lusting after or just appreciating milfs, FuckHerRight.com has one more often overlooked service that many of these hot babes provide…

Sluttiness is partly inherent in who hot women are, but like any other skill, no matter how good you naturally may be at it, training and practice is still important and there are new and upcumming sluts appearing on the scene all the time.  The lucky ones find hot milfs that take them under a wing and share with them some of the tricks that they picked up in fuck-sessions over the years.

Well Labor-day has come and gone which sadly means goodbye to those lazy hazy crazy days of summer.  It always brings to mind for me Frank Sinatra singing ‘Summer Wind’ in this Simpsons episode where Martin Prince, Jr. has a pool and as summer ended it collapsed and his shorts ripped on it leaving him naked in his yard dancing in the early September breeze to Frankie’s mellow tones while the credits rolled…

Same kinda deal for those PinkandPerfect.com hotties as for Martin Prince…the season for adding that sexy solar pink has passed but they can still feel good dancing around in the breeze naked.

Well this cop is almost right in pulling this couple over for erratic driving…just his syntax is a little off…

Later on I’m sure he will realize that in order to properly file his paperwork on stopping them it should read ‘pulled over for erotic driving’ instead of erratic driving.

As FuckHerRight.com knows the world of sex has more generalities and stereotypes than almost any other aspect of life.

Here we see that the fiery tempestuous slutty nature of natural redheads is no exaggeration and they more than live up to their well deserved label of fun.

The road through the porn biz is filled with many dips and curves and those models at PinkandPerfect.com work together as they take their life voyage through the detours of decadence.

This pair of ultra hot sluts show that together they are a dynamo duo of sticking together fun that are joined at the hips and the lips.

College is looming around the corner for many young people after this weekend…off they go to the Institutes of Higher Learning to become doctors, lawyers, dentists, teachers…following their career dreams and reaching for the sky.

Sadly most of them will wash out and fall in the gutters of life instead with student loans and no careers beyond asking if I ‘want fries with that’ and would I like it supersized.  For those unlucky ones I hope that they learn the lesson these college kids are learning….when you run out of money a clever woman can always find a way to pay the rent

I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.

So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.

Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.

Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter).  Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!

People so many times say “yeah when I die, I want it to be while having sex…now that’s the way to go.”  Now generally we can all agree though that this isn’t a good way to die and you’re going to mess up whatever chick you are fucking by kicking the bucket on her when you cum.

But IF your orgasm is THIS intense that your cock goes shooting off of you when you cum like some NASA rocket launch…then yeah I could pass up the rest of my life and say to hell with some traumatized bimbo in return for an orgasm like that.

If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

Back in that etheral era known as The 60’s they had a rather risque (for it’s time) comedy show called, ‘Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In’….it was pretty hip for it’s time…during the show they had a segment where the phrase ‘Sock It To Me’ was spoken by English actress Judy Carne who became known as the Sock-It-To-Me Girl…She would appear and chant the phrase until, ever unsuspecting, something happened to her……

I think it would be cool if they brought back a version of the show but the sock it to me part be like this…hot chick with a sock on appearing and chanting “sock it to me” until someone comes up behind her and socks it to her by fucking her silly.

Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…

This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is.  She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.

Yknow how the rest of us settle for putting the sign on the buddy’s back that says ‘kick me’  or ‘I’m an idiot’ etc ?….

Well this is the porn star version of the same stunt…so if you ever luck out on a porn party make sure you check your pussy/cock & balls before and after unveiling them.

FuckHerRight.com the place where the models may be sweet and innocent looking right along with the sluttiness that made them the stars they are…but  that doesn’t stop them from being able to teach an old horndog new tricks

Regardless of age difference these sweet honeys grab their guys and guide them in the art of giving orgasmic ecstacy and fucking her right.